Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Week Three Standings

Name      Pts   This Week
Josh      161   (172)
Adrian    151   (35)
Brian     121   (57)
Patrick   93    (21)
Brad      117   (70)
Mike     -1     (-53)
Carl     -47    (-38)

Week Three Statistics

Mike: Trever Siemian
TDs (4): -15
Sacks (2): 2
Yards win (312): -5
QBR (132.9): -25
Comp % (65.7): -10
Total: -53 points

Carl: Carson Wentz
Fumble kept (1): 2
Yards win (301): -5
QBR (125.9): -15
Comp % (74.1): -20
Total: -38 points

Adrian: Case Keenum
INTs (1): 5
TAINT (1): 20
Yards win (190): 0
QBR (87.0): 5
Comp % (53.8): 5
Total: 35 points

Brad: Blaine Gabbert
TDs (0): 20
INTs (1): 5
Yards loss (119): 15
QBR (51.9): 30
Comp % (56.0): 0
Total: 70 points

Joshua: Ryan Fitzpatrick
TDs (0): 20
INT (6): 30
TAINT (1): 20
Fumble kept (1): 2
6-turnover game: 50
Yards loss (188): 10
QBR (18.2): 30
Comp % (45.5): 10
Total: 172 points

Patrick: Ryan Tannehill
TDs (3): -5
INTs (2): 10
Sacks (1): 1
Fumble lost) (1): 5
TAINT (1): 20
Yards win (319): -5
QBR (93.9): 0
Comp % (64.1): -5
Total: 21 points

Brian: Brock Osweiller
TDs (0): 20
INTs (1): 5
Sacks (2): 2
Yards loss (196): 10
QBR (60.6): 20
Comp % (58.5): 0
Total: 57 points



Monday, September 19, 2016

Week Two Standings

Name      Pts   This Week
Adrian    116   (28)
Patrick   72    (25)
Brian     64    (32+25)
Mike      52    (30)
Brad      47    (47)
Josh     -9     (-40)
Carl     -9     (12)

Week Two Statistics

Mike: Josh McCown
INT (2): 10
Sacks (3): 3
Fumble kept (1): 2
Yards in a loss (260): 5
Comp % (60.6): -5
QBR (80.4): 5
INT on potential GWD: 10
Total: 30 points

Carl: Tyrod Taylor
3 TDs: -5
INT (1): 5
Fumble kept: 2
Yards in a loss (297): 5
Comp % (60): 0
QBR (112.8): -10
Injured: 15
Total: 12 points

Adrian: Case Keenum
0 TDs: 20
Sacks (3): 3
Yards in a win (239): 0
Comp % (60.0): 0
QBR (85.3): 5
Total: 28 points

Brad: Blaine Gabbert
INT (2): 10
Sacks (2): 2
Yards in a loss (243): 5
Comp % (47.2): 10
QBR (64.9): 20
Total: 47 points

Joshua: Marcus Mariota
INT (1): 5
Sacks (3): 3
Fumble kept (1): 2
Yards in a win (238): 0
Comp % (75.7): -20
QBR (102.8): -10
TD on GWD: -20
Total: -40 points

Patrick: Joe Flacco
INT (2): 10
Yards in a win (302): 5
Comp % (55.6): 0
QBR (72.6): 10
Total: 25 points

Brian: Brock Osweiller
INT (2): 10
Sacks (2): 2
Yards in a win (268): 0
Comp % (57.6): 0
QBR (68.8): 20
Total: 32 points

24/7 points

Brian: Colin Kaepernick

Arguing/Feud with National TV personality (w/Trent Dilfer): 25 points

Note: Shaun Hill was dropped on the Minnesota depth chart, but I couldn't really say it was for poor play, so I didn't award any points for it.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Current Standings

Name     Pts
Adrian   88
Patrick  47
Joshua   31
Mike     22
Brian    7
Brad     0
Carl     -21


Week 1 Statistics

Mike: Trever Siemian
INT (2): 10
Sacks (2): 2
QBR (69.1): 20
Comp % (69.2): -10
Total: 22 points

Carl: Jimmy Garoppolo
Fumbles kept (1): 2
Fumbles lost (1): 5
Sacks (2): 2
Yards (264): 0
QBR (106.1): -10
Comp % (72.7): -20
Total: -21 points

Adrian: Robert Griffin III
0 TDs: 20
INT (1): 5
Fumbles kept (1): 2
Sacks (3): 3
Yards (190): 10
QBR (55.0): 30
Comp % (46.2): 10
Total: 80 points

Brad: Blaine Gabbert
QBR (84.2): 5
Comp % (62.9): -5
Total: 0 points

Joshua: Ryan Fitzpatrick
INT (1): 5
Sacks (1): 1
Yards (189): 10
QBR (77.0): 10
Comp % (54.3): 5
Total: 31 points

Patrick: Ryan Tannehill
0 TDs: 20
Fumble kept (1): 2
Sacks (5): 5
Yards (186): 10
QBR (74.8): 10
Comp % (55.2): 0
Total: 47 points

Brian: Brock Osweiller
INT (1): 5
Sacks (2): 2
QBR (89.1): 5
Comp % (62.9): -5

Total: 7 points

Monday, September 12, 2016

Transaction!

Mike has acquired Josh McCown from the free agent pool and placed Sam Bradford on waivers.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

2016 Rosters - Season A

Mike
1. Trever Siemian, Denver Broncos
   Sam Bradford, Minnesota Vikings - WAIVED
2. Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears
3. Josh McCown, Cleveland Browns

Carl
1. Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagles
2. Shaun Hill, Minnesota Vikings
   Jimmy Garropolo, New England - WAIVED
3. Tyrod Taylor, Buffalo Bills

Adrian
1. Robert Griffin III, Cleveland Browns
2. Case Keenum, Los Angeles Rams
3. Blake Bortles, Jacksonville Jaguars

Brad
1. Blaine Gabbert, San Francisco 49ers
2. Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys
3. Matt Stafford, Detroit Lions

Joshua
1. Marcus Mariota, Tennessee Titans
2. Ryan Fitzpatrick, New York Jets
3. Jared Goff, Los Angeles Rams

Patrick
   Mark Sanchez, Dallas Cowboys - WAIVED
1. Ryan Tannehill, Miami Dolphins
2. Joe Flacco, Baltimore Ravens
3. Cody Kessler, Cleveland Browns

Brian
1. Brock Osweiller, Houston Texans
2. Colin Kaepernick, San Francisco 49ers
3. Derek Carr, Oakland Raiders

Bad Quarterback League Rules



Season will be split into two halves. Half 1 is from weeks 1-8. Half two is from weeks 9-16. The championship game is week 17.

Each team will consist of 3 quarterbacks.
Quarterbacks will be chosen by a general draft.
Draft order is determined by last season’s finish.

Each team will start 1 quarterback each week.
Teams must start 3 different quarterbacks at least once in each league half.
There will be a 250 point penalty for not meeting this requirement!
There is no upper limit to number of starts a QB can make.

The league will re-draft before week 9.
All QBs will go into the draft pool.
Order of 2nd half draft will be in reverse order of 1st half finish.

There are NO trades.
Each team is allowed 1 roster move per half season.
Dropped quarterbacks will be placed on waivers for a period of 10 days.
Teams with the fewest points will have waiver priority.
Quarterbacks become Free Agents after 10 days.

Championship Game:
The Championship Game will be played Week 17 between the winner of the first half of the season and the winner of the second half of the season. Should the same team win both seasons the game will be played between that team and the team with the most total combined points for both seasons.
Teams will redraft for the championship game selecting 2 QBs each. The team with the most cumulative points with have the option of drafting 1st and 4th or 2nd and 3rd. Only game points for week 17 will count for the championship. No 24/7 points will be considered.

Bad Quarterback League Scoring

Offensive scoring:
0 TDs: 20 points
3 TDs: -5
4 TDs: -15
5+ TDs: -25

Turnovers:
INTs: 5 points each
TAINT: 20 additional points
Fumbles kept: 2 points
Fumbles lost: 5 points
Fumbles returned for TD: 20 points
Sacks: 1 point
3-turnover game: 10 points
4-turnover game: 15 points
5-turnover game: 25 points
6-turnover game: 50 points


Passing Yardage
0-100 yards in a losing effort: 25 points
101-150 yards in a losing effort: 15 points
151-200 yards in a losing effort: 10 points
300-350 yards in a winning effort: -5 points
351-400 yards in a winning effort: -10 points
401-500 yards in a winning effort: -20 points
500+ yards in a winning effort: -25 points
200+ yards in a losing effort: 5 points

QB Rating:
0-59.9: 30
60.0-69.9: 20
70.0-79.9: 10
80.0-89.9: 5
100.0-115.0: -10
115.1-130.0: -15
130.0+: -25

Passing Completion Percentage:
0-40.0%: 20
40.1-50.0%: 10
50.1-55.0%: 5
60.1-65.0%: -5
65.1-70.0%: -10
70%+: -20

Game events:
Benched during game (for poor performance): 35 points
Injured during a game: 15 points
Sacked for a safety: 20 points
Arguing with teammate/coach/fan during game: 15 points
Touchdown game winning drive (last two minutes/regulation): -20 points
Field Goal game winning drive (last two minutes/regulation): -10 points
INT during potential GWD (last two minutes/regulation): 10 points
Pick-six to lose a game in OT: 50 points


24/7 points
Arrested: 50 points
Questioned by police: 10 points
Practice/Locker room fight: 20 points
Apology press conference: 75 points
Complain about teammates/coaches/owners/fans to media: 10 points
Suspended: 50 points per game
Argue with a National TV personality: 25 points
Get into a Twitter war with fans: 25 points
Get into a Twitter war with TV personality: 50 points + 25 points if Skip Bayless or Stephen A. Smith
Car accident: 25 points + 50 points if alcohol/drugs involved
Become a widely used internet meme: 50 points
Deleting a social media post: 25 points
Deleting a Social Media account: 100 points
Dropped in team depth chart following poor performance: 75 points
Cut from team: 100 points + 10 points per week remaining in season