Week 3 Scoring and Standings

Standings:

Zoom              82 (62)

Bradical          74 (18)

Adrian            66 (0)

Rocketfrog        66 (8)

Robot Lord        37 (-36)

Carl G.           23 (-6)

Natty P           -3 (6)

QB Rating Bonus:

Cam Newton 119.7 (-25 point penalty)

Eli Manning 119.1

Derek Carr 115.9

Brandon Weeden 87.8

Blake Bortles 83.1

Kirk Cousins 69.8

Jimmy Clausen 61.6 (+25 point bonus)

ROBOT LORD

Cam Newton: -36 points

315 yards – (-)6 points

3 TD game – (-)5 points

QB Rating penalty – (-)25 points

ADRIAN

Eli Manning: 0 points

FROG

Blake Bortles: 8 points

1 INT – 6 points

1 Fumble – 2 points

NATTY P

Kirk Cousins: 6 points

316 yards – (-)6 points

2 INTs – 12 points

ZOOM TURNER

Jimmy Clausen: 62 points

63 yards – 25 ponts

0 TDs – 12 points

QB Rating bonus – 25 points

BRADICAL

Brandon Weeden: 18 points

1 INT – 6 points

0 TDs – 12 points

CARL G.

Derek Carr: -6 points

314 yards – (-)6 points

Week 3 Starters

Adrian - Eli Manning
Natty P - Kirk Cousins
Robot Lord - Cam Newton
Zoom Turner - Jimmy Clausen
Bradical - Brandon Weeden
Carl G - Derek Carr
Rocketfrog - Blake Bortles

Week 3 Transactions

Zoom Turner waived Kirk Cousins (Washington) and added Jimmy Clausen (Chicago).

Natty P claimed Kirk Cousins from waivers and waived Ryan Fitzpatrick (New York Jets).

Robot Lord waived Carson Palmer (Arizona) and added Matt Cassel (Dallas).

Week 2 Scoring and Standings

Standings:

Robot Lord        73 (26)

Adrian            66 (60)

Rocketfrog        58 (-15)[5]
Bradical          56 (-5)

Carl G.           29 (-12)

Zoom              20 (0)

Natty P           -9 (31)

QB Rating Bonus:

Johnny Manziel 133.9 (-25 points)

Andy Dalton 126.1

Jay Cutler 116.2

Kirk Cousins 110.3

Derek Carr 100.9

Peyton Manning 86.9

Ryan Mallet 57.0 (+25 points)

ROBOT LORD

Peyton Manning: 26 points

1 INT – 6 points

1 TAINT – 25 points

3 TDs – (-5) points

ADRIAN

Jay Cutler: 60 points

120 Yards – 12 points

1 INT – 6 points

1 Fumble – 2 points

1 TAINT – 25 points

Injured – 15 points

FROG

Johnny Manziel: -15 points

172 yards – 6 points

2 Fumbles – 4 points

QB Rating penalty – (-25) points

NATTY P

Ryan Mallot: 31 points

1 INT – 6 points

QB Rating bonus – 25 points

ZOOM TURNER

Kirk Cousins: 0 points

BRADICAL

Andy Dalton: -5 points

3 TDs – (-5) points

CARL G.

Derek Carr: -12 points

3 TDs – (-6) points

1 INT – 6 points

351 yards – (-12) points

Week 2 starters

Robot Lord of Tokyo - Peyton Manning
Adrian - Jay Cutler
Rocketfrog - Johnny Manziel
Natty P - Ryan Mallot
Zoom - Kick Cousins
Bradical - Andy Dalton
Carl  G. - Derek Carr

Week 2 News and Transactions

An addition has been made to the scoring rules:

Complaining about fans to National Media: 5 points (National Media includes AP, National magazine or newspaper such as the NY Times, or major on-line outlet: ESPN, NFL, NBC, Fox, etc.)

There were two transactions this week:

The Robot Lord of Tokyo released EJ Manuel and added Peyton Manning.
Zoom Turner released Robert Griffin III and added Matt McGloin.

EJ Manuel and Robert Griffin III are on waivers until 9/24 and 9/27 respectively.

The Robot Lord of Tokyo and Zoom Turner have used 1 of their 3 waiver transactions.

24/7 points:

Blake Bortles criticized the fans criticism of the team's playcalling to the media which was picked up by NBC Sports, NFL.com and The AP, among other sources. Rocketfrog receives 5 points which will be reflected at the conclusion of week 2.

Week 1 Scoring and Standings

Standings:

Rocketfrog        68

Bradical          61

Robot Lord        47

Carl G.           41

Zoom              20

Adrian            6

Natty P          -40

QB Rating Bonus:

Mariota 158.3 (-25 points)

McCown 79.7

Hoyer 72.7

Cousins 68.8

Cutler 67.5

Winston 64.0

Bortles 54.5 (+25 points)

ADRIAN

Jay Cutler: 6 points
1 INT - 6 points 

BRADICAL

Josh McCown: 61 points
1 Fumble lost - 6 points
Injured - 15 points
49 passing yards - 25 points
0-TD game - 15 points 

ZOOM

Kirk Cousins: 20 points
2 INTs - 12 points
1 Fumble – 2 points

196 passing yards - 6 points 

ROCKETFROG

Blake Bortles: 68 points
2 INTs - 12 points
1 TAINT - 25 points
183 yards - 6 points

QB Rating Bonus - 25 

ROBOT LORD

Brian Hoyer: 47 points
Benched! - 35 points
1 INT - 6 points
1 Fumble lost - 6 points 

NATTY P

Marcus Mariota: -40 points

4 TDS – (-)15 points

QB Rating Penalty – (-)25 points 

CARL G.

Jameis Winston: 41 points

2 INTs – 12 points

2 Fumbles – 4 points

1 TAINT – 25 points

Week 1 Starters

Zoom - Kirk Cousins, Washington (vs. Miami)
Frog - Blake Bortles, Jacksonville (vs. Carolina)
Natty P - Marcus Mariota, Tennessee (@ Tampa Bay)
Robot Lord - Brian Hoyer, Houston (vs. Kansas City)
Adrian - Jay Cutler, Chicago (vs. Green Bay)
Bradical - Josh McCown, Cleveland (@ New York Jets)
Carl - Jameis Winston, Tampa Bay (vs. Tennessee)

Post Draft Rosters

Adrian
Tyrod Taylor, Buffalo (waived - week 9)
Jay Cutler, Chicago
Colin Kaepernick, San Francisco (waived - week 14)
Eli Manning, New York Giants
Blaine Gabbert, San Francisco (added - week 9)
Matt Schaub, Baltimore (added - week 14) (dropped - week 16)
AJ McCarron, Cincinnati (added - week 16)

Bradical
Josh McCown, Cleveland
Andy Dalton, Cincinnati
Drew Stanton, Arizona (waived - week 3)
Brandon Weeden, Dallas (added - week 3) (waived - week 10)
Colt McCoy, Washington (waived - week 6)
EJ Manuel, Buffalo (added - week 6)
Matthew Stafford, Detroit (added - week 10)

Zoom
Kirk Cousins, Washington (waived - week 3)
Sam Bradford, Philadelphia
Robert Griffin III, Washington (waived - week 2)
Ryan Tannehill, Miami (waived - week 8)
Matt McGloin, Oakland (added - week 2)
Jimmy Clausen, Baltimore (added - week 3)
Derek Carr, Oakland (added - week 8)

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
Brian Hoyer, Houston
Carson Palmer, Arizona (waived - week 3)
Cam Newton, Carolina (waived - week 8)
EJ Manuel, Buffalo (waived - week 2)
Peyton Manning, Denver (added - week 2)
Matt Cassel, Dallas (added - week 3)
Tony Romo, Dallas (added - week 8)

Carl G. - A Teddy Bridge(over troubled)water
Jameis Winston, Tampa Bay (waived - week 15)
Derek Carr, Oakland (waived - week 4)
Nick Foles, St. Louis
Teddy Bridgewater, Minnesota
Michael Vick, Pittsburgh (added - week 4)(waived - week 9)
Blake Bortles, Jacksonville (added - week 9)
Matt Hasselbeck, Indianapolis (added - week 15)

Natty P
Ryan Fitzpatrick, New York Jets (waived - week 3)
Marcus Mariota, Tennessee (waived - week 7)
Ryan Mallot, Houston
Mark Sanchez, Philadelphia
Kirk Cousins, Washington (added - week 3)
Joe Flacco, Baltimore (added - week 7)(waived - week 11)
Case Keenum, St. Louis (added - week 11)

r0cketfr0g
Blake Bortles, Jacksonville (waived - week 7)
Johnny Manziel, Cleveland
Alex Smith, Kansas City (waived - week 6)
Geno Smith, New York Jets
Dan Orlovsky, Detroit (added - week 6) (waived - week 10)
Zach Mettenberger, Tennessee (added - week 7)
Russell Wilson, Seattle (added - week 10)

Bad Quarterback League Scoring

Positive game scoring:

Benched during game (for poor performance): 35 points

TAINT: 25 points

Interception: 6 points

Fumbles lost: 6 points

Fumbles kept: 2 points

3-turnover game: 10 points

4-turnover game: 15 points

5-turnover game: 25 points

6-turnover game: 50 points

0-TD game: 15 points

Under 200 passing yards: 6 points

Under 150 passing yards: 12 points

Under 100 passing yards: 25 points

Sacked for a safety: 20 points

Fumble returned for a TD: 10 points

Pick-six to lose a game in OT: 50 points

Arguing with teammate/coach/fan during game: 15 points

Injured during a game: 15 points

Worst QB rating of the week (among starters): 25 points

Negative game scoring:

300 passing yards: -6 points

350 passing yards: -12 points

400 passing yards: -20 points

50 rushing yards: -5 points

3 TD game: -5 points

4 TD game: -15 points

5 TD game: -30 points

Game winning drive (last 2 minutes): -12 points

Best QB rating of the week (among starters): -25 points

24/7 points

Arrested: 50 points

Questioned by police: 10 points

Practice/Locker room fight: 20 points

Apology press conference: 75 points

Complain about teammates to media: 10 points
Complain about fans to National media: 5 points

Suspended: 50 points per game

Argue with a National TV personality: 25 points

Get into a Twitter war with fans: 25 points
Post-game press conference meltdown: 25 points

Deleting a Social Media account: 100 points

Bad Quarterback League Rules

Each team will consist of 4 quarterbacks

Quarterbacks will be chosen by a general draft.

Draft order will be randomly determined.

The snake method will be used for each round.

Each team will start 1 quarterback each week.

Teams must start 4 different quarterbacks during the 17 week regular season.

Quarterbacks cannot be started more than 9 times.

The league champion will be the team that accumulates the most points during the 17 week regular season.

There is no championship game.

The season ends January 4, 2016 at midnight EST.

Each team is allowed 2 trades.

Trade deadline is week 8.

Trades must be approved by a majority of the other owners.

Teams are allowed 3 additional roster moves.

Quarterbacks dropped by a team are not allowed to be picked up by the same team for the remainder of the season.

Dropped quarterbacks will be placed on waivers for a period of 10 days.

Teams with the fewest points will have waiver priority.

Quarterbacks become Free Agents after 10 days.